Today's Picks: "The favorite for today is Mind that Mommy at 6-1, and the long shot Kitty Kaiti Mind Your Manners (7-1). But everyone is talking about the newcomer Pink Filly. "
And they are lining up at the posts...
Alarm clock: Beep Beep Beeeeeep. 6:15...the gates open..."Aaaaand they're off!"
"It's Mind that Mommy off to a strong start, pulling away from the pack with 3 healthy breakfasts while doling out morning snugs and kisses, 3 beds made, 2 dogs fed, scratches and walked, 1 round of StarWars Legos..."
"Pink Filly starts to make a move on the inside as Mind that Mommy has trouble with the bean grinder..." 1 pot of coffee, 1 cup of pink tea (guess who that's for?!), 1 load of dishes,
"And at the break it's Kitty Kaiti Mind Your Manners and Pink Filly, but here comes Mind that Mommy..." 3 coordinating outfits and 3 pair of shoes (may seem like a no brainer to you...but hello...we are girls. Do you know how many clothes we have to choose from? And shoes?? They are only 3 and 6 but they have a sepearate closet just for shoes!), 3 hair styles,
" Pink Filly is really giving Mind that Mommy a run for her money, Folks!"
1 load of laundry, 3 sets of teeth brushed and flossed, "The Pink Filly is in a dead heat with last year's winner."
1 baby doll dressed in coordinating outfit, 1 pink poodle (aka. Pinky Frenchy) leashed and in her posh puppy bed, 2 lunches packed (crust trimmed sandwich and quartered into perfect squares, canteloupe specifically cut into perfect squares, wheat thins upon request...because well, they are perfect squares - can you guess what the new shape of the week is at school?!),
"And down the stretch they come!" 2 backpacks ready and waiting by the door, extra outfit and panties for school (had to repack backpack because she noticed the extra panties did not -indeed- match the outfit...who's child is this?), "Kitty Kaiti Mind Your Manners is all acey deucey with lacing her Nikes at the front door..."
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